Sunday, May 8, 2011

Six Reasons I’m excited about homeschooling my future children

(A post from Kate Fridkis, of Skipping School and Eat the Damn Cake)

I grew up without school and my husband grew up with school. I’m twenty-five, and Bear is twenty-six, and sometimes we sit around and talk about the kids we might have someday, because we’re not at all cool, and don’t get invited to any parties. I’m kidding. We get invited to (tons of amazing) parties. And we also talk about our future kids and how they will learn, and what kind of lives they will have. We can make a pretty good case for homeschooling. It may or may not involve a boat. 

Here are a few reasons why homeschooling our future kids will be awesome:

1) We can live anywhere
And then we can move and not worry about the new schools.

2) We won’t have to have the public/private debate
And end up worrying that our kids aren’t in the most advantageous environment if we choose public or that we don’t have any money left if we choose private.

3) We can travel as a family, and it can count as schooling
Maybe we can do this on a boat. Boats sound nice in my fantasies. There was that family a while back who sailed around together for a year, and the mom wrote a book about it (of course). I can’t imagine this working very well when I was a kid, because of my brothers. They chased each other around the house a lot. And then the house felt small, even though it was a house. But maybe I’ll have quieter kids. Bear is pretty quiet. And calm. And low key. I’m really, really hoping our kids turn out just like him and practically nothing like me. I also hope they get his nose, because it’s adorable.

(I googled “boat” and got this. Amazing. source)

I was imagining something more like this: (source)

4) My kids can play outside a lot.
Playing outside is like the archetypal thing that future parents imagine their wholesome children doing. So it sounds pretty corny. But it really is great, when you get down to it. I played in a stream for a lot of my childhood. It was amazing. Really. I had so many adventures in that stream. I was so proud of that stream. When it dried up in the dead of summer, I was embarrassed for both of us. It looked so naked and sad and had so obviously failed, and it was mine. When there was a brief flood that caused panic among sheltered New Jersey adults, I snuck outside and forded my raging river stream, bursting with pride and excitement. Dad was very upset when he discovered that I was gone. He was also very upset when I came back, and he got to tell me how upset he’d been.

Maybe my children won’t fall in love with a stream, but I’d like to at least give them the opportunity to do a lot of fun stuff outside.

5) My kids can mess up without it being a big deal.
They can try to learn a really difficult language and then decide they’d rather learn a different one and they can switch over without getting anything on their record. They can get all of the math problems wrong until they get them right, and it won’t even matter. Actually, it’ll just be nice for them not to have records.

6) My kids can hang out with each other.
My readers know how much I love my brothers. Can’t live without those guys. And it’s always been that way. My non-schooled friends have pretty much always been friends with their siblings. And I’ve been friends with their siblings, too. People came in families, not alone. We all belong to our families, whether or not we like it.

Bear and I are in California this week, visiting his family. Sometimes it’s a little heartbreaking, to be on opposite coasts. I wonder how we’ll make it work. I wonder who we’ll have to choose– mine or his. I wonder where our kids will grow up, and which set of grandparents they’ll grow close with. You’re not supposed to put it like that. You’re supposed to say “they’ll be close with both, for different reasons” or something. But it’s much easier to be close with someone you see. Someone you spend more time around. Growing up, I had a primary and a secondary set of grandparents. That’s just the way it works sometimes.

And I don’t want it to work that way for Bear and me and our future children. I want both. I want everything.

My dad says, “That’s not the way life works,” sometimes. He tells me that people settle down. They make certain choices. They build a home.

I think, “People don’t always have to do the thing that people always do.”
I think about spending winters and springs there, summers and falls here. I think about how else it might work. And then I think about how I will homeschool my kids, and I feel relieved. The imaginary structure of my hypothetical future is flexible. 

There may eventually even be room for a boat trip. Who knows.


  1. As someone who has always homeschooled (my oldest is fifteen, and I have four children altogether) I can say that I have and am experiencing the things you are anticipating. We have developed and grown together as a family in ways that I don't think would have been possible had our children been absent from my husband and I and each other for hours each day. We have had flexibility to travel across the country,(we lived on the road, in a 29 foot trailer for two years), and I would hate to be tied down to a school system's time and place. My children also love to be outside. My two oldest are currently writing their first novel about some of their "adventures" on the bank's of Thorns Creek (where we used to live in NJ). I love the freedom we have as home educators. You have much to look forward to.

  2. We are hoping to do the same with living in two different states with our homeschooled child. We currently live in Arizona, and our families live in Wisconsin. We live in Arizona because I hate winter, but it bothers me to think my child will never spend much time with extended family. So we are hoping to rearrange our lives in the next couple years so that we can spend a great amount of our summers and maybe even some fall in Wisconsin. I would love to spend more time in Wisconsin than Arizona, but Wisconsin homeschool laws are too strict for our liking (something you will want to consider - the different state laws for homeschooling). But no matter what the arrangement, I think it's doable. Then again, I have a homeschoolers mind, and we think anything and everything is possible. =)

  3. Good luck. I hope your kids end up in an employment situation with flexible schedule, no need for group interaction, and a lot of meetings on boats.

  4. Anonymous. This is an idiotic statement that screams of both ignorance and hostility toward something you clearly know nothing about. You are either pissed off at home educators or a fool that makes empty statements without knowing anything about the topic and just likes to sling words around on the internet while hiding behind some ominous identity. So which is it? Dumb or angry?

  5. @Anonymous, Maybe her kids will each open their own fishing businesses. Might just perfectly fit your description. I hope they do that too, if that is what they want to do.

  6. @Anonymous, maybe they'll turn out like some of the folks below who didn't bother with prolonged formal schooling:
    William Shakespeare
    Mark Twain
    Walt Disney
    Lucille Ball
    Andrew Carnegie
    Frederick Henry Royce
    Abraham Lincoln
    Martin Van Buren
    George Washington
    Andrew Jackson
    Albert Einstein
    Christopher Columbus
    Florence Nightingale
    Yogi Berra
    Andre Agassi
    Mario Andretti

  7. Great reasons, but hopefully, this Mom will unschool her children and then there will be a millions and one reasons to be happy, all relating to allowing her children to follow and direct their own interests, passions and learning, not just when she decides it. :)

  8. I love your reasons; they are among my reasons. I look forward to your children being here among us. : )

  9. “People don’t always have to do the thing that people always do.”

    Love this quote.

  10. Wonderful post. Love your reasons. I prefer the first boat. We live near the river. My boys adore the river.